So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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