So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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