i barfeds in our rink
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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