I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
where am i from again
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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