Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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