One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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