we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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