Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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