i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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