He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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