Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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