when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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