Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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