while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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