I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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