So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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