everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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