at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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