i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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