She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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