Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
