what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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