hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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