what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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