Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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