Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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