You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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