so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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