Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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