That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think my vagina is haunted
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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