Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she pinky promised me she was 18
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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