At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All I want is dick and wine.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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