Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Someone shit on the floor
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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