just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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