It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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