he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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