you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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