I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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