So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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