i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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