At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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