That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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