we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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