I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Oh god it's open bar.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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