Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
