nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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