I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
