Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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