I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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