he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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