Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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